This product would never sell outside the U.S., because taste matters more to people than some silly tradition. I also like the patriotic Uncle Sam flavor of cereal next to it, that’s a great name for your product.

“Chef-inspired” sounds like no actual chef was involved. Would you buy an engineer-inspired car? A truth-inspired election campaign? You are making me want your soups less, not more. Just stop with the marketing.

To the casual European observer, several questions pose themselves:

  1. Why wouldn’t you get the flu shot from your physician?
  2. Why does a grocery store have a pharmacy?
  3. Why would my grocery bill get reduced for doing what’s good for me?
  4. You mean I have to pay for a flu shot? What do we have insurance for?
  5. Who wouldn’t want a flu shot? Do people really believe they cause autism?